Me, Myself, and I        
Religious Truths
Taoism:
Stuff happens.
Confucianism:
Confucius say, 
"Stuff happens."
Buddhism:
If stuff happens, 
it is not really stuff.
Zen Buddhism:
What is the sound
of stuff happening?
Hinduism:
This stuff all
happened before.
Islam:
If stuff happens,
it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism:
Let stuff happen
to other people.
Catholicism:
When stuff happens,
it's our fault.
Judaism:
Why does stuff always
happen to us?

Translated from the original English by Martin X. Moleski, SJ, 1991.