FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
(FAQ)

Q: What are the duties of Oyster Foundation members?

A: To enjoy good food and good company, to be alert, receptive, and intellectually and emotionally responsive to each other.

Q: What is the purpose of The Oyster Foundation according to Stephen?

A That people from various parts of the world whom he likes and admires should congregate and appreciate one another in an enjoyable setting.

Q: What are the plans for 2003?

A: We intend to convene in Geneva on Thursday, May 29th. The venue would be L'Auberge de Confignon, which is 10 minutes from the airport and a bit south of the city. Members are asked to arrive no later than the morning or afternoon of that day, spend the afternoon resting, talking to other members, and admiring Mt. Blanc from the terrace. Many of us will stay over at L'Auberge the night of the 29th. Supplementary activities, including a lake cruise (with lunch in a lakeside village) and a drive into the mountains are being considered as lagniappe, and would take place the days before and after the banquet. Transportation to the airport, the train station and downtown Geneva can be provided at any time. All this is still in the planning stage, but we should have commitments from members in January so that we can reserve the necessary space, including overnight facilities.

Q: May I bring guests?

A: Members may propose one individual (and companion) and have them considered for membership by the group. This is not a last-minute process.

Q: May I bring my dog?

A: Yes.

Q: May I substitute dishes for what's listed on the banquet menu?

A: That is between you and the establishment.

Q: I lead a busy, important life. May I let you know at the last minute if I'm coming?

A: No.

Q: My schedule makes the date you have picked difficult. Can we change the date by one or two days?

A: Yes, if you contact other members and form a consensus.

Q: What is the dress code?

A: In a sense, formal dress would be preferable. It tones up the occasion, gives it a sense of moment and excitement. Yet we understand that including such attire in overseas baggage can be a bother. For the moment, let's say that the code is "high informal," which means jacket, tie optional, for the men, and women may interpret it as they see fit. If people are willing to pack black tie, this will change.

Q: I am a priest. May I wear my clerical garb?

A: Yes.

Q: I am a rabbi. May I wear my clerical garb?

A: No.

Q: Do I have to make a speech?

A: No. Speaking is a privilege, not a duty.

Q: My spouse and I are accustomed to sharing food with each other. Since we are seated apart at the banquet, how do we do this?

A: Pass it, or pass on it.

Q: How can I amuse myself in a city I don't know?

A: As noted, some semi-official outings are being discussed. But basically, all members of The Oyster Foundation should know that they have a bond with one another even if they've never met. Call or e-mail any members to set up excursions.

Q: Is The Oyster Foundation anti-feminist?

A: No. Try us. In 2002, two women members declined opportunities to speak.

Q Est-ce qu'il faut connaître le français?

A: Non.

Q: I'm not as smart as everyone else in the group. Will people laugh at me?

A: Probably not.

Q What does Eric think is the purpose of The Oyster Foundation?

A: To solve the world's problems and to keep the solutions a secret.

Q Is there a secret password or handshake?

A: Maybe.